Danny Dragonbreath and his best friend Wendell thought the hot dog from the school cafeteria looked a little... off. Then things got weird when the hot dog bit Wendell, and weirder still when Wendell started to sprout back hair. Could Wendell be morphing into a... (cue ominous music) were-wiener? All evidence points to yes.
Ursula Vernon lives in Pittsboro, North Carolina, where vampiric hot dogs dare not tread. At least she hopes.