The Stupidest Angel (v2.0) A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

Now in a special holiday edition, the hilariously deranged tale of Santa, fruitcakes, angels, and Kung fu. . . .

“Christopher Moore writes novels that are not only hilarious, but fun to read as well. He is an author at the top of his craft.-Nicholas Sparks

In this seasonal romp, the author drops a dim-witted archangel into the seaside village to grant a seven-year-old boy's holiday prayer, only for the heavenly envoy to misunderstand the assignment entirely.

The book unleashes a horde of hungry corpses upon the town's annual Christmas Eve chapel party, leaving an off-duty actress and a laid-back constable to mount an unexpected defense.

Meanwhile, the coastal village contends with rogue shovels, fruitcake catastrophes, and resurrected locals who crave living brains almost as much as affordable Swedish furniture.

'Twas the night before Christmas . . . and all through Pine Cove, Florida, the creatures were stirring in this wonderfully funny tale that gives the spirit of Christmas a whole new meaning.

• Small Town Setting: Pine Cove's eccentric locals—including a former B-movie warrior queen and an ex-pilot with a fruit bat—band together to survive the most chaotic holiday party on the coast.
• Holiday Satire: From cemetery brawls to chainsaw-sized evergreens strapped to car roofs, small-town seasonal traditions get twisted into absurd supernatural mayhem.
• Also by This Author: Lamb, Dirty Job and Secondhand Souls.